A Note to Miley Cyrus: You Can Stop...and You Should Stop
I only wanted to see 'N Sync.
...said everyone who watched the VMAs and were instead eye-raped by Miley Cyrus within the first 10 minutes of the show.
Why, is the main question? Why did her butt look like a raw turkey ass? Why did she do that to my man, Robin Thicke? Why did he let her? Why the constant tongue flicking? Why teddy bears...fuzzy, cute, cuddly, innocent teddy bears?
I'd liken the world's reaction to Miley Cyrus' performance as similar to when Brit Brit shaved her head and went bat shit cray. Now, thanks to Miley, no one will speak of that moment ever again.
Searching for reactions to this via social media and using#VMAs, I found several disturbing, yet hilarious images. Here are my faves:
A Buzzfeed comparison between Miley and the dudes who invented "Suck It!"
A comparison between her ass and a raw turkey:
Her resemblance to Angelica's doll on Rugrats:
And so many tweets...306,000 tweets per minute, to be exact.
Did you guys watch? Were you as horrified as I was?
CHARLES SYKES/CHARLES SYKES/INVISION/AP
Why, is the main question? Why did her butt look like a raw turkey ass? Why did she do that to my man, Robin Thicke? Why did he let her? Why the constant tongue flicking? Why teddy bears...fuzzy, cute, cuddly, innocent teddy bears?
I'd liken the world's reaction to Miley Cyrus' performance as similar to when Brit Brit shaved her head and went bat shit cray. Now, thanks to Miley, no one will speak of that moment ever again.
Searching for reactions to this via social media and using#VMAs, I found several disturbing, yet hilarious images. Here are my faves:
A Buzzfeed comparison between Miley and the dudes who invented "Suck It!"
So many references to the need for Miley to do squats.
Did you guys watch? Were you as horrified as I was?